A man walked into a bank and asked for a $5,000 loan. “We’re going to need some security,” the banker said. “Sure,” the man responded. “Here are the keys to my Lexus. It’s parked in the back.” A few weeks later, the man returned to pay off the loan. While he was making the payment, together with $12 interest, the banker asked him why he took the loan. “We inquired and see that you are a millionaire. Why would you need to borrow $5,000?” The man responded: “It’s simple. Where else can I park my car in New York for three weeks for $12?”

06/10/2021