בבא בתרא קד

A Catholic, a Protestant, a Muslim and a Jew were sitting in a Starbucks. The Catholic said: “This is a great company. I’m going to buy it.” The Protestant said: “I’m also planning to do a takeover. I’ve become so wealthy, I’m going to buy Facebook.” The Muslim said: “I’m going to take my billions and buy Microsoft.” They all looked at the Jew to see what he would say. He stirred his coffee, put down the spoon, and said: “I’m not selling.”

06/10/2021