בבא בתרא קה

A man and his wife are sitting inside, by the fire, when the radio announcer comes on: “We are expecting up to a foot of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the even-numbered side of the road.” The husband goes out and moves his car. The next day the same thing happens, and the announcer comes on: “We are expecting up to a foot of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the odd-numbered side of the road.” The husband goes out and moves his car. A few days later the same thing happens and the announcer comes on: “We are expecting up to two feet of snow tonight, please make sure you are parked on the-” but the power goes out in the middle of the announcement. The husband freaks out, “Which side do I put my car on?!” His wife tenderly confronts him saying, “How about we just leave the car in the garage this time?”

06/10/2021