A man died and went to Heaven’s gates. An angel said to him: “We’ve looked over your life and we’re not really sure what to do with you. Can you tell us anything good you did that might help us make a decision?” The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied: “Yes. Once I was driving along and came upon a person who was being harassed by a group of thugs. So I pulled over got out a bat and went up to the leader of the thugs. He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. Well, I tore the ring out of his lip and told him he and his gang had better stop bothering this guy or they would have to deal with me!” “Wow! That’s impressive,” the angel said. “When did this happen?” “About three minutes ago.”
06/10/2021