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When a police officer pulled over a car speeding at 160 kilometer per hour on the highway from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem and came face to face with the driver, he said: “Moshe Dayan!  You were flying!  You’re supposed to set a good example.  I should give you multiple tickets.”  Dayan responded:  “Officer, I have only one eye.  Where do you want me to keep it, on the road or on the speedometer?”

06/10/2021