בבא קמא מ

A rabbi took his congregation on a safari in Africa. As they were snapping pictures in the jungle, a ferocious lion appeared and began charging towards them. The congregants fled for their lives, but the rabbi approached the lion and whispered into his ear. He immediately turned around and left with his tail wagging between his legs. The stunned congregants gathered around the rabbi and asked him, “Rabbi what did you say to the lion? What did you tell him?” The rabbi answered, “I told him ‘If there is going to be a meal, there are going to be speeches.'”

06/10/2021