Mike and his wife were having dinner at a restaurant one night. His wife noticed him staring at a woman sitting alone at a nearby table taking one drink after another. “Do you know her?” she asked. “Yes,” he said. “I dated her before I met you. I heard that she started drinking after we broke up and hasn’t stopped since.” “Goodness,” said his wife. “I didn’t think that a person could go on celebrating that long.”
06/10/2021