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Mordechai and his wife Ruth went to a kosher restaurant on Coney Island Avenue in Brooklyn and ordered steak and fries.  They were served with fantastically tasty, giant steaks which were the best they had in years.  They were so excited about their meal that they told their friends Abe and Rita about it.  Abe didn’t believe any meal could be that good, so all four decided to go to the restaurant the next Sunday to check it out.  When they got there, they all ordered the steak and fries.  However, much to their disappointment, the waiter brought them very small steaks.  Mordechai asked to see the manager. “I’m very upset with our meals,” he said to the manager. “My wife and I were in this restaurant only last week and you served us big juicy steaks. Today, however, just when I’ve bought my best friends with us, you serve us such small ones.”  “Yes, sir, I know,” replied the manager.  “But last week you were sitting by the window.”

06/10/2021