A poor and hungry Jew went into a restaurant and said to one of the diners: “Please give me something to eat.” The diner got upset and sought to ignore him, but the hungry man stood his ground. Finally, to get rid of him, the diner gave him a slice of bread. The poor man grabbed the newspaper which the diner had been reading. He folded it and put the bread inside. “What nerve!” the diner screamed, “I give you bread and you take my paper.” The pauper replied: “When someone like you gives something, it merits being immediately placed in the newspaper.”
05/07/2020