מנחות יז

Years ago, in Soviet Russia, a man went to buy a new car. He picked out the model, the color and other options and asked the dealer when it would be ready. The dealer checked and said “We can have it delivered to you in three years, two months and four days.” “Will that be in the morning or the afternoon?” the customer asked. “What’s the difference?” the dealer responded, “It’s so far away.” The customer replied: “The plumber is coming that day.”

06/10/2021