A man named Tom met a man named Clark at a cocktail party on the 12th floor of a building. They got to talking and, after a few drinks too many, Clark told Tom that the wind is just right so that if you jump out the window you will circle the building and fly right back in. Tom naturally didn’t believe him. Clark proved it by jumping out of the window a few times and coming right back in. Finally, Tom believed him and jumped out of the window, breaking every bone in his body. Clark’s girlfriend, Lois, turned to him and said: “You can be a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”

06/10/2021