עבודה זרה לא

Martha was single and depressed.  To get away from it all, she went on an African tour.  When she returned to the United States, her mother met her at the airport.  After giving her hugs and kisses, the mother saw standing next to her a fierce looking African, with a leopard skin across his shoulders, a necklace made of animal teeth, and a spear in his hand.  “Who is this?” the mother asked.  “This is the man I am going to marry,” Martha answered.  Ready to faint, her mother said: “You fool.  I said marry a rich doctor.  Not a witch doctor.”

06/10/2021