A college freshman was sitting in class when the Professor started his lecture by saying: “Students, is there anyone here who can see G-d?  If so raise your hand.  If there is anyone here who can hear G-d, raise your hand.  If there is anyone here who can smell G-d, raise your hand.”  After a short pause, with no response from the students, the Professor concluded, “Since no one can see, hear or smell G-d, this proves that there is no G-d.”   The freshman then raised his hand and asked for permission to address the class.  He got up from his seat and asked: “My fellow students, can anyone here see the Professor’s brain?  Can anyone here hear his brain?  Can anyone here smell his brain?”  After a short pause, he concluded, “Since no one can see, hear or smell the Professor’s brain, this conclusively proves that he has no brain.”

06/10/2021