When a Frenchman hears a joke, he laughs three times: once when he hears it, again when he tells it to others and a third time when he understands it.  When a German hears a joke, he laughs twice: once when he hears it and again when he tells it to others.  He’ll never actually understand it.  When a Russian hears a joke, he laughs once: when he hears it.  He’s not capable of telling it to others or understanding it.  When a Jew hears a joke, he doesn’t laugh at all.  He already knows it and tells it better.

05/07/2020