פסחים-עט

Rabbi Y.Y. Jacobson put together a top ten list for knowing that the guy your daughter brought home for the פסח סדר isn’t going to work out…  10.  He hides the afikomen in his pants.   9.  He won’t stop asking when the Latkas are going to be served.   8.  When welcoming אליהו, he checks the chimney.   7.  After the fourth time calling your wife “Ma’ Nishtana,” he still hopes to get a laugh.   6.  In return for the afikoman, he asks to see your Tax Returns.   5.  To comply with the Hagadah, he punches the person who reads the “Wicked Son” in the mouth.   4.  You are at the third cup of wine, he’s on number nine.   3.  After the afikomen is stolen, he starts pocketing silverware.   2.  When everyone points to the מרור, he points directly at you.   1.  As a gift, he brings fresh baked Challah, or a bottle of Crown Royal.

05/07/2020