שבת-כט

A Jew and a גוי were on a cruise together and were discussing heaven and hell.  The Jew told the גוי that if he remains a גוי, he will go to גהינום.  A few days into the cruise, the גוי had a heart attack and died.  The Captain spoke with his family and they told him that he loved the sea and that should be his final resting place.  Before throwing him overboard, the crew wrapped him in shrouds and attached a big bag of coal to his feet to weigh down the body and make sure it sinks.  The Jew thought to himself: “I told him he was going to גהינום, but I didn’t think he would take along the coal to fuel the fire.”

04/04/2020