שבת-קמז

Rose was troubled that her husband didn’t give her proper respect.  To impress him, she decided to surprise him and paint the living room while he was at work.  When he arrived home that evening, he immediately smelled the new paint and saw Rose sweltering in her fur coat on top of her ski jacket.  “What on earth are you doing dressed like that?” he asked.  “I wanted to show you that I’m not as dumb and helpless as you think.  I painted this room all by myself,” she said.  “But why are you wearing your fur coat over your ski jacket?” he asked.  “I read the directions on the paint can,” she replied.  “It said ‘For best results, put on two coats.’”

05/07/2020