שבת-מ

Boro Park was all abuzz.  There were rumors that the President of the United States was coming to pay a surprise visit.  Word got to the President that someone had leaked the news.  At his cabinet meeting, everyone denied responsibility, but one man mentioned that he had heard that the source of most rumors in the Orthodox community is the mikva.  The President decided to find out for himself.  Dressed in a costume of Chassidic garb and a fake beard he traveled to New York and went to the mikva in Boro Park.   As his advisers had suggested to him, he asked one of the men “Vos is nais?”   “Shh,” was the response.  “The President is coming.”

15/04/2020