שבת-קלב

A priest, a minister and a rabbi were debating who is best at his job.  They agreed that each one would go into the woods, find a bear, and try to convert it.  Later, they reconvened and the priest boasted: “I found the bear, read him scripture and sprinkled him with holy water.  Next week is his first Communion.”  “I found a bear by the stream,” said the minister, “and preached the holy word to him.  The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”  They both look down at the rabbi, who is laying on a gurney in a body cast.  “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the circumcision.”

05/07/2020