Benny and Mildred had tickets to Florida. At the last minute, Mildred had to take care of business and told Benny to go ahead without her and she would join him in a few days. When he arrived in Miami, Benny wanted to inform her that he arrived safely. He pulled out his phone and drafted an email but mistakenly sent it to an elderly woman who had just gotten up from shiva for her husband. As soon as she saw it, she let out a scream, fainted and fell to the floor. Her son came rushing to her side, looked at the message and saw the following: “My dear. Just checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival on Thursday. Your loving husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here.”
05/07/2020