A professional juggler was driving to his next performance when he was stopped by the police. “What are you doing with these matches and lighter fluid in your car,” asked the police officer. “I’m a juggler and I juggle flaming torches in my act,” the driver responded. “Oh, yeah,” said the policeman, “let’s see you do it.” So the juggler got out and started juggling the blazing torches. A couple driving by slowed down to watch. “Wow!” the driver said to his wife. “I’m glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re giving now.”
05/07/2020