יבמות ט

“Why are Jews so smart?” a גוי asked a Jew.  “We have brain food,” the Jew answered. “It’s a secret Jewish recipe.”  The גוי asked what it’s called.  “Gefilte fish,” the Jew answered. “It’s exclusively Jewish. You won’t find this fish in any river, lake or other body of water.”  Intrigued, the גוי asked if he could have some.  The Jew said that he was willing to share the fish with him, but it would cost $100.  The גוי agreed and handed over a $100 bill.  However, after tasting the gefilte fish, he said that it’s simply ground fish. “For this, I paid $100?” he asked.  The Jew answered: “You see?!!!  You just had a piece of the gefilte fish and you’re already getting smarter.”

05/10/2021