יבמות קיט

Two hillbillies were out in the woods hunting.  Suddenly, Matt collapsed and didn’t seem to be breathing.  Tom took out his cellphone, made a call to an ambulance service and shouted “I need help.  My friend collapsed and I think he’s dead.  What should I do?”  The voice on the other end tried to calm him down and said:  “I’ll try to help you, but first let’s confirm that he’s really dead.”  After a short silence, the ambulance service operator heard the sound of a gunshot.  Then, Tom got back on the phone and said “OK. Now what?”

05/10/2021