Two men met on the train to Baltimore. One asked the other, “Do you know a man named Chaim Goldstein?“ His fellow traveler said he sure does. “He has a temper like an old goat. Dishonest? Believe me, the scales in his store are fixed so that 1 pound comes out two. His poor wife, he beats her black and blue. He’s disrespectful to the rabbi and I know for a fact he eats on Yom Kippur.” “How can you be sure of all these dreadful things?” the first man asked. “What do you mean, how can I be so sure? Goldstein is one of my best friends.”
06/10/2021