A housewife was arrested for shoplifting. At the sentencing hearing, the Judge asked her “What did you steal?” “A box of doughnuts,” she replied, “I was hungry.” The Judge asked her how many doughnuts were in the box. “Six,” she replied. The Judge said “OK. I’m going to sentence you to six days in jail.” Before the judge could conclude the proceedings, the woman’s husband asked permission to speak. “What is it?” the Judge asked. The husband answered: “She also stole a can of peas.”
06/10/2021