נדרים פז

A distinguished Professor was standing at the lectern in front of a roomful of people waiting to hear him speak. However, the Professor just stood there, not opening his mouth. When an attendant approached him and asked why he doesn’t begin, the Professor explained that he forgot his dentures at home and his assistant went to get them. As soon as the assistant arrived and gave him his teeth, the Professor began speaking. He went on and on for hours without pause until finally, the attendant approached him and asked why he doesn’t complete his talk. The Professor responded: “My apologies. My assistant brought me my wife’s teeth instead of mine.”

06/10/2021