An elderly woman was speeding when she was stopped by a policeman. “License and registration,” he said. “What did he say?” the woman asked her husband. “He said he wants your license and registration,” the husband replied. “Do you realize how fast you were going?” the officer asked. “What did he say?” she asked her husband, who repeated the question for her. The officer then looked at her license and remarked “I see you’re from Brooklyn. I once dated a woman from Brooklyn. She was the most difficult woman I ever met.” Again, the woman asked her husband “What did he say?” “He said he thinks he knows you.”
06/10/2021