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Moshe had been to a neighborhood bar and was so drunk that as he stood up to go home, he fell flat on his face. He pulled himself up, only to fall down again. When he finally made it outside, he fell a third time and wound up crawling the few blocks home. He managed to stand up to open the door but once inside fell again and crawled into bed. When he awoke the next morning, his wife shouted at him “You broke your promise. You’ve been drinking again.” “What makes you say that?” Moshe responded. Giving him a piercing look, his wife said “The bar called. You left your wheelchair there again.”

06/10/2021