A woman had an artist paint her portrait. When it was done, she complimented him but asked if he could add a large diamond necklace. He did so and she again complimented him but asked if he could add matching earrings and a bracelet for her wrist. “Don’t you think it would be too much?” he asked. “You look lovely without them.” “Thank you,” she responded, “but my husband is younger than me and when I’m gone he’ll probably remarry. I want his next wife to go crazy looking for this jewelry.”
06/10/2021