Sam came home very late one Sunday night after a long day of golf, drinking and hanging out with his buddies. When he walked into his house, he was confronted by his angry wife, who went into a rage and barraged him for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions. But he refused to apologize. Finally, she screamed: “How would you like it if you didn’t see me for two or three days?” He replied: “That would be fine with me.” Monday went by and he didn’t see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results. But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough where he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
06/10/2021