Sam was a very successful businessman. As their twenty fifth wedding anniversary approached, he asked his wife what she would like for a gift. “Would you like a diamond necklace?” he asked. “No, thanks” she said. “”Well how about a new car?” he asked. “No,” she said. “An apartment in Florida?” he asked. “No,” she responded again. “Well what do you want for our anniversary?” Sam asked. “I want a divorce,” she replied. “Oh no,” he said. “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.”
06/10/2021