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A police officer stopped a driver who had been speeding at 90 mph. “But officer,” the man began to explain. “Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.” “But officer, I just want to explain.” “And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail!” A few hours later, the patrolman looked in on his prisoner and said “Lucky for you, the chief is at his daughter’s wedding, so he’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.” “Don’t count on it,” answered the guy in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

06/10/2021