The newlyweds were going home by horse and wagon. Suddenly, the horse bolted and frightened the couple. The husband got down from the wagon, looked the horse in the eye, and said “That’s one!” They went a little further and the horse did it again. The husband got down from the wagon, looked the horse in the eye and said “That’s two!” The third time it happened, he got down from the wagon, pulled out his gun and shot the horse in the head. Horrified, his bride said “What did you do? How are we going to get home?” He looked her in the eye and said “That’s one!”
06/10/2021