A קמצן was half an hour late for a meeting with a friend. “Where were you?” his friend asked. “I took the bus and there was an old man who lost a $100 bill,” he answered. “What does that have to do with you? Did you help him look for it?” the friend asked. “No,” the קמצן replied. “I stood on the bill until he was מייאש.”

06/10/2021