A teenager approached a Major League baseball player after a game and asked for his autograph.  After he gave it to him, the boy asked him for a second autograph.  As the baseball player was leaving the stadium, the teen once again asked for his autograph.  “I’m flattered,” the ballplayer said, “but why do you want three of my signatures?”  The boy responded: “In school, three of your autographs can be traded for one of Roger Maris.”

06/10/2021