Three women were having lunch together. You know, we have been friends for a long time. We’re getting older and I want to clear my conscience. The money you gave me to invest wasn’t actually lost in the stock market. Instead, I lost it gambling. The second woman said “I have a confession to make as well. I’ve been drinking almost an entire bottle of whiskey every day. And the third woman got up and said: “My sin is that I’m a terrible gossip. I can’t wait to get to a telephone.”
06/10/2021