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One יום כיפור, a Reform temple refused to admit a man who didn’t have a ticket. “I must get in,” he said. “My partner is inside and I need to speak with him for a moment. It’s urgent.” “No tickee, no admitee,” said the guard, grinning at his own little pun. “But I’m not going in to pray. It’s strictly business,” the man said. “Well in that case, you can go in for two minutes,” the guard said. “But don’t let me catch you praying.”

06/10/2021