Moshe and Chris were in lounge chairs by the pool at a Florida hotel. Both were young men and both were retired. Chris asked Moshe “How did you retire so young?” “I had a warehouse in the Bronx that was destroyed in a fire and I collected the insurance,” he said. “That’s pretty amazing,” replied Chris. “I had a warehouse in Kansas that was struck by lightning and I collected the insurance.” Looking Chris in the eyes, Moshe quietly asked “Tell me, how you make lightning?”
06/10/2021