חולין סב

An atheist found an ancient lamp, took it home and began to rub it. Suddenly, a genie appeared and said “Thank you Master. I will grant you three wishes.” The atheist sighed and said “I wish I could believe in you.” The genie snapped his fingers and suddenly the atheist believed in him. “Wow,” the atheist said. “I wish all atheists would believe this.” The genie snapped his fingers again and suddenly all atheists in the world began to believe in genies. “What about your third wish?” asked the genie. “I wish for a billion dollars,” he said. The genie snapped his fingers for the third time, but nothing happened. “What’s wrong” asked the atheist. The genie shrugged and said “Just because you believe in me doesn’t necessarily mean I exist.”

06/10/2021