בבא בתרא קנח
A woman said: "When I have a headache, I take 2 aspirin and keep away from the children, just like it says on the bottle."
בבא בתרא קנז
A woman came to the רב and said she wants a divorce. The רב asked her what was troubling her. "I'm חושד on him that our youngest child is not his," she said.
בבא בתרא קנו
In the days of Czar Nicholas, the government decreed that Jewish boys who were not married would be drafted for military service. To avoid this fate, children were married off at very young ages. One day, a visitor arrived in a town and saw a young boy and girl playing in the street. Seeing that
בבא בתרא קנה
What is נח doing in the מגילה? The מגילה in פרק 9 פסוק 17 says ונוח on the fourteenth. The story of how he got there is amazing! When המן decided to build a gallows 50 amos tall, he searched all of Shushan but could not find anything that tall. Determined in his mission, המן
בבא בתרא קנד
A student who had difficulty mastering דקדוק, noted that it’s significance is overstated. “After all,” he said, “it’s taken as a given that we say ‘זה’ for a זכר and ‘זאת’ for a נקבה. Yet, the תורה says ‘זה האשה’ and אשה is certainly נקבה. And it says ‘בזאת יבא אהרן ספר בן בקר’ and
בבא בתרא קנג
Sadie and Sam were on a ship, when it broke apart and they found themselves in the middle of the ocean, hanging onto a raft for dear life. Suddenly, Sadie, seeing a sailboat on the horizon, shouted excitedly, “Sam, a sail, a sail.” Sam shouted back “We’re drowning and you want to go shopping.”
בבא בתרא קנב
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely deteriorate and die.” "Each morning," instructed the doctor, "fix him a healthy
בבא בתרא קנא
After a particularly nasty fight, a husband, trying for שלום בית, said to his wife "Honey, I've been thinking it over and I have to admit that you were right. Everything that you said was right." The wife replied "It's too late. I've changed my mind."
בבא בתרא קנ
Anyone who says that marriage is a fifty-fifty proposition doesn't understand two things: 1. Women and 2. Fractions.
בבא בתרא קמט
The producer of a new play sent free tickets to the premiere to some prominent people in town. In the middle of Act I, a man said to his wife "This is awfully boring. Let's go home." His wife said that wouldn't be nice, considering that the producer invited them as his guests without